I got a little girl and her name is Sam
She can do to me what no other girl can
She’ll jump, lord you oughta see her hump
She knows how to do the bump
I’m her type of guy – sure am

I got a little girl and her name is Ida
But it wasn’t an old spider that crept up beside her
It was me, she opened up her eyes to see
I said love can set you free
I’m her type of guy – sure am, sure am

I got a little girl and her name is Ann
She can do what the ayatollah did to Iran
And smile, haven’t seen you in a while
Baby you sure got style
I’m her type of guy – sure am, sure am, sure am

I got this girl who’ll rise to the occasion
She just needs a little bit of love and persuasion
She’ll sigh, baby see you by and by
Honey you sure make me high
I’m her type of guy – sure am

I’ve got a little girl and her name is Tammy
She’s got bright blue eyes and red hairs on her frisbee
She throws, honey it’s the type that glows
I know what she knows
I’m her type of guy – sure am, sure am, sure am

(Courtesy of Phil Manning)