That's how they do it in Warsaw. X3
They take all the money, put it in a big pot
Pass it around just like they used to
In Poland

There's how they do it in Warsaw
Bent over backwards and slack-jawed
Slathered in a kapusta with a shot of krupnik
Nie ma majtki with a soggy bread stick
In Poland

Everybody does it
Everybody needs it
Everybody sells it

That's how they do it in Warsaw
I'll show you the glories of coleslaw
Fiddling with the fish nets, pushing rope on the
Riverboat
He still does it
[Even though it ain't good for ya...]
Who drowned the goat?

You picked a good time to protest
This armies' drunken advances
Swift kick me, Kasia
Under the checkered table cloth
We still do it
Even though we ain't susposed ta
In Poland

Every body does it
Every body shakes it
Every body sells it

Red fisted captain with the long arm of the law
Black metal banking up and down the hall
We've got a secret
We've got a secret
We've got a secret
From them all
In Poland
That's how they do it in Warsaw. X2