Margaret Cho - Hey Big Dog (feat. Fiona Apple) Lyrics

Hey big dogWhy are you afraid of the wind?It will always blow them doorsAnd windows inWind is realIt's always thereBaby big dogIt's only moving airHey big mamaWhy do you always wait by the phone?Don't you know that bad manWill always leave you aloneHe likes to say he willBut he never says whenI will bite himIf he comes around againWe're silly creaturesWho need teachersWe got problemsCan we solve them together?Ooooh, togetherHey big dogWhy do you howl at the moon?I never heard such a sadAnd mournful tuneDidn't you knowThe moon is your friendIt's the only one thereFor you in the endHey big mamaWhy you let that man come around?I don't like the way he looksI don't like the way he soundsAnd I didn't tell youBut he stepped on my tailAnd he smells just like heLike he's fresh out of jailStop licking your pawsI like the tasteI am the bossSquirrels gotta be chasedDon't pee on the rugThen don't do drugsYou're just a pupStop messing things upWe're silly creaturesWho need teachersWe got problemsCan we solve them together?Ooooh, together