Lyrics to Packrack

My bike doesn't have titanium toeclips

My bike doesn't have a seven gram frame

My bike's mainly held together with blue tac

My bike's name is particularly lame



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But my bike's got a nice packrack

Bright and shiny and new

It really has a very nice packrack

To carry my love to you



My bike's tyres look like barbecued sausages

My bike's seat is infested with ants

My bike's ten speed but only one's working

My bike's chain keeps eating my pants, but...



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My bike's given me a muddy back guarantee

My bike ought to get the "No bell" prize

My bike's brakes break and fail to stop braking

My bike's a wheelbarrow in disguise, but...



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