If you wanna stay safe, you gotta do what mama says

In the event of a water landing, there's only one thing you better do

And let's have no misunderstanding, none of us is gonna wait for you

You better use your padded ass as a floatation device, or else you drown

This is only a test

*scream*

He used to take me into the cockpit

He'd blindfold me and say unspeakable things

ZOO WEE GAA LAA LAA

And I loved it, I loved it!

Ohhhhhhh, I looooooooved iiiiiit!

Don't kiss the pilot

Or he'll fly you away, in a moment you'll never forget

Nothing you felt is, like his manly embrace

As he guides you to his cock... pit!

There are so many things that you can do to earn your wings

But never never never kiss the pilot

Cuz' that pilot yes that pilot man is-a mine

You bitch! *slap*

Ohhhhh! *slap*

Why I oughta! *slap*

Yoooou! *slap*

Augh! *slap*

And now the main cabin of Glamazonian Airways is proud to present the vocal stylings of Miss Anita Napkin

Hi everybody

I'm here to tell you to put up your... tray tables

Weeeeee dubba doo dubba doo dubba doo dubba doo duh doo doo

Put up your tray, put up your tray tables

Put up your, put up your, put up your, put up your traaay... please!

Put it up now

Put up yours

Wasn't she just great ladies and gentlemen? I had no idea you were so into scat!

*farts*

Oooooh, gurl!

Well must I tell you not to fart?

I 'aint your drag mom

We'll call the TSA if you drop a booty bomb

The windows never open, there's no way to ventilate

But we got RuPaul perfume and we sell it by the case

RuPaul's Glamazon perfume, available at colourevolution.com

Glamazonian Airways, Glamazonian Airways

We are the queens of the sky

Come on bitches show them how we

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