[Intro]
Uh Hello
Hello is this Apple
This number is reserved for Steve Jobs how did you get this number
I have my ways
This is gonna have to be reporte-
I just wanna let you know fuck you
*Laugh* Stupid ass Apple niggas
Ayo fuck Apple niggas its Android gang
Bitch fuck you thinks going on

[Verse 1]
My Android is better than your iPhone it has way better quality
Yeah swallow me you stupid ass bitch your iPhone is a piece of shit
I don't give a heck about that thing I have an Android it is king
Yes my Android is the best I wanna have some Android sex
Android nudes when I wake up in the morning
My Android makes me so horny Android 16, Android 17
If you have an Android you should fuck with me I got an Android it feels so great and I have a whole bunch of food on my plate so I am not poor I just like this phone way more you stupid ass fucking whore

[Chorus]
Android is better the quality is better community is better it get your bitches wetter
My Android is better, better, better, my Android is better, my Android is better
Android is better the quality is better community is better it get your bitches wetter
My Android is better, better, better, my Android is better, my Android is better

[Verse 2]
Fuck that ugly ass slow ass iPhone I don't want that, that thing is Trifling Android shit iPhone is whiping update pending gotta be kidding
Android get me pussy like kitten iPhone is ass no SD fuck that
If you got an iPhone you're on fucking crack Your iPhone crack
Suck on my nut sack can't port music on my iPhone
Unless I go home or spend some bones
Can't even use my favorite headphones Apple is gay but no homo
Yeah Apple is trash just letting you know Android is better all day okay
If you have an iPhone block me on everything I don't even know what else to say

[Chorus]
Android is better the quality is better community is better it get your bitches wetter
My Android is better, better, better, my Android is better, my Android is better
Android is better the quality is better community is better it get your bitches wetter
My Android is better, better, better, my Android is better, my Android is better