[Verse]
Just got off the phone
The best deal of your life
We want to use your song
Part of it to sell chemicals
Why?
Whatcha' mean "Hell no!"?
All this capital sells fiorinal
Had to change their names
To somethin' less combustable

[Chorus]
I know you wanted to leave here
So within your rights, my dear
You said you wanted to leave here
I see it in your eyes, my dear
It's hard to go outside in fall
Let it be no surprise to hear
This tree will grow with no refiner

[Refrain]
Change up the water
And what's that to do with the water?

[Chorus]
I could always find another singer
Maybe one with a raspy tenor
Keep the client 'till I get home
And what's to love the baritone

[Segue]
Diamonds, diamonds, diamonds running out

[Chorus]
I know you wanted to be here
I saw it in your eyes, my dear
You said you wanted to be in here
I see it in your eyes, my dear
It's hard to go outside in fall
Let it be no surprise to hear
This tree will grow with no refiner

[Refrain]
Change up the water
And what's that to do with the water?

[Chorus]
I could always find another singer
Maybe one with a raspy tenor
Keep the client 'till I get home
And what's to love the baritone

[Outro]
You want to be a prodigal son?
You've got to shine your rays on everyone
You want to be a prodigal son?
You've got to shine your rays on everyone
By singing on