I been warped by the rain, driven by the snowI'm drunk and dirty, don't you knowBut I'm still willin'Out on the road late last nightI'd see my pretty Alice in every headlightAlice, Dallas AliceAnd I've been from Tucson to TucumcariTehachapi to TonopahDriven every kind of rig that's ever been madeDriven the backroads so I wouldn't get weighedAnd if you give me weed, whites and wineAnd you show me a signAnd I'll be willin' to be movin'And I've been kicked by the wind, robbed by the sleetHad my head stove in but I'm still on my feetAnd I'm still willin'And I smuggled some smokes and folks from MexicoBaked by the sun every time I go to MexicoAh but I'm still...And I've been from Tucson to TucumcariTehachapi to TonopahDriven every kind of rig that's ever been madeDriven the backroads so I wouldn't get weighedAnd if you give me weed, whites and wineAnd you show me a signAnd I'll be willin' to be movin'