[Verse 1]
I go outside, and I get all kinds of funny
I can't decide whether to run or hide
Though I look fine, it took a ton of makeup
To hide the lines

[Pre-Chorus]
Oh, hi
Fine, thanks so much for asking
I lie and then I say good-bye

[Chorus]
Well, crossing my fingers under the table
Telling a friend another fable
Everything's cool, all I really want to say
Is for your information, I'm really not overly happy

[Verse 2]
I stay inside, I have no television
But I can recite Edgar Allen Poe line-for-line
'Round eight or nine, my telephone is ringing
Wifey's on time

[Pre-Chorus]
Oh, hi
Fine, thanks so much for asking
I lie and then I say good night

[Chorus]
Well, crossing my toes under the covers
Telling her like I tell the others
Baby, it's cool, all I really want to say
Is for your information, I'm really not happy
For your information, I'm really not happy

[Pre-Chorus]
Oh, hi
Fine, thanks so much for asking
I lie and then I say good-bye

[Chorus]
Well, crossing my fingers under the table
Telling a friend another fable
Everything's cool, all I really want to say
Is for your information I'm really not happy
For your information I'm really not happy
Unhappy
Unhappy