[Verse 1]
I'm straight today, curious
Will I be fast and furious?
Totally oblivious, haven't got a clue
I'm straight today and petrified
Will anything be magnified?
I'm not exactly qualified to know just what to do

[Pre-Chorus]
I'll have to pass the liquor store
And walk right by my dealer's door
I'll have to wear my thinking cap and suck on some Life Savers

[Chorus]
'Cause I'm straight today
It's a brand new me
That's right, I'm straight today
I wonder what I'll see now that I'm straight

[Verse 2]
I'm straight today, though hardly cured
I'm more than just a little bored
I promise you can rest assured, I'll be stoned tomorrow

[Pre-Chorus]
I'll have to pass the liquor store
And walk right by my dealer's door
Have to wear my thinking cap and suck on some Life Savers

[Chorus]
'Cause I'm straight today
It's a brand new me
That's right, I'm straight today
I wonder what I'll see now that I'm straight
I'm straight today
Today I'm straight