Lyrics to The Bears

there after we'll refer to this as the fouth and

fourteenth incident

immortalized in microfiche, barcoded documents

saw you sweating on the corner you were sucking off a

soda

sticky summer in the bario, didn't really think that he

could be a romeo

his friends busted in screamin rodeo



thereafter we'll refer to this as the last time you

attempt to kiss

some fairy bear you've barely met, put your lips on his

leather vest

the mechanical bull is rubbing right though the wool of

your pantleg

the linedance starts, it pounds long with your heart and

you're stranded

his roommates came out, they came from under the couch

and they jumped in



i laid down with the lions but they're way too lame

i went down on the tigers but they're way too tame

i know that you're scared, but i suggest you go back to

the bears

your kisses taste just like skoal bandits

you're minty fresh and fucking gorgeous