He doesn't know what he's gonna say,Put in the unit to deplete Ozone Layers,Unemployment is my scene,Brain dead - the fumes I breath,Put in the unit to deplete Ozone Layers,Carp fucking sucks,Too dumb to care,The S.B-Goleta connection,Feelin' like a champion,All aboard the lagwagon,It's fast enough for me,Slow,Me,And,My,Friends,On the Couch,Give me a sofa, and some snacksThe idiot box-that T.V trashThe V.C.R, some stupid films,The remote control,Fuck the bills,There's no point in a job,The pay just sucks if you're a slob,I'm not lying,I'm lazy,And all my friends are just like me,Garga jibs and metal riffsBeer bongs and bong hitsI fucking hate that sceneSanta Barbara boredomGoleta-postmortemSmall town minds,Can you relate to me?All aboard the lag wagon (repeat 9 times)Laggin'!Can you please slow down, please?Stop!Can you please slow this thing down, please?Stop!Can you please slow this down?Stop!