[Verse 1]
I hate straight lines
And I hate Whole Foods
My kid's piss smells white
Don't touch me, I'll sue
A snake coiled around a stone
Looks up at Eve
"I wanna show you somethin'
Let's not tell you-know-who"

[Chorus 1]
Grab the lightning
Kill 'em all
Master puppets
And justice for all

[Post-Chorus]
The 60's ended for me
When I smoked PCP
In the 70's

[Verse 2]
Inside Edition
In high definition
Like a vulture pickin' a bridesmaid
With combination skin
The rats are smaller here
But they're all in a guild
You have to fill out the proper paperwork
To be roadkill

[Chorus 2]
Your dog calls you by your first name
Even he thinks that you're a chump
I had to pull the weeds from
My neighbor's yard
Now I'm ready for me