[Verse 1: Kung Fu Vampire]Looks really good, Garbage Pail KidIt's an atom bomb and I count the time always pushing down a rockCounterpart negative out the park, coming up ready, Eddie Van Halen, Eddie MunsterStaying super saucy, I'm Spaghetti with the G string and a strap, where the goons atShow me the Eddie Money, show me the priest, I ain't laughingBut the shit is funny at least if your nose runningAin't no cosign when I pimp on your bitch, blow fly, woah God looking for your shotSo am - So am I more than God staring at your pretty mouthMotorize, I don't need no authorizationPossible orphan displacement, a lifetime achievement, no award for an awkward relationLiving nеxt door to the radiator, face meltin' off in a wеird formationI don't need a mediator, meat eater in an incubatorAin't the SWAT mean street innovator, kick my shoes off[Verse 2: Kung Fu Vampire]Highly sabbatical, got you hooked up on my voice like an AdderallI'm on a cannonball, I ain't the prodigalI am providing for audible version with rose-colored monoclesExpired hologram reflecting cholera follicles, diamond tyrant moleculesOff of alignment, fang bust with the price on my headIcy siren, been purging with the height of VikingsI'm surging and I'm striking, you writing your IRSHopped up on Vicodin, Mysoline playing ExcitebikeSeeing a white light, sleight of hand winning a knife fightLeaving and dragging it back and that cover the iceMight damage the sheep on my seats, got all the skin from your cheeks on my cleatsYou's a brownblood leech, you really fucking with my Eddie Money?