Lyrics to Bitches

All these years, all this time

We have been messing with your mind

Dishonest, noble, rad and true

We just don’t have a fucking clue

All the humor, pun, and wit

A heaping, steaming pile of shit

With a smile and a wink

We make believe our poop don’t stink

Rip the system, revolution

Adding fuel to your confusion

Gobble up the crap we feed you

We don’t really love and need you

We just want your cold hard cash

Get our hands into your stash

Now show up, listen, and behold

Finally the truth be told

Chorus:

We’re only in it for the money

To dip our fingers in your honey

We pretend to no end

We are bitches for your riches

My tide and my audacity

Of a handsome crook from Germany

A million sheets of patient paper

Chronicle his every caper

You never had us figured out

Lend stature, relevance and clout

Even called us pioneers,

When really we were privateers

You reveled in our plagiarism

Joined into the organism

Your pompousness and indecorum

Spewed on every online forum

How you dribbled, how you drooled

Priceless how we had you fooled

We hijacked your bedazzled souls

For ransom ‘til we made it gold

Chorus

We’re only in it for the money

To dip our fingers in your honey

We pretend to no end

We are bitches for your riches

We’re only in it for the gain

Sex and drugs, and rock and roll fame

Jewelry, luxury

We are … for your ….

We’re only in it for the encore

We want it all, and then some more

…

… is our duty

We just want your cold hard cash

Get our hands into your stash

Now show up, listen, and behold

Finally the truth be told

We’re only in it for the ….

The … never burns

Can’t get enough to stuff

The orifice of avarice

We’re only in it for the money

To dip our fingers in your honey

We pretend to no end

We are bitches for your riches

We are bitches for your riches