WhoÂ’s gotta bounce on his bed each night
Looking for knives or some dynamite
Only me - royal bed bouncer
Royal, royal bed bouncer
WhoÂ’s never sure heÂ’ll survive his meal?
Poisoned or not - my life is a thrill
Look at me, royal food taster
Royal, royal bed bouncer
YouÂ’ll never ever find me roll in wealth and luxury
No living legend
No heroic role in history
ItÂ’s just a case of occupational mortality
Oh no see the show, do you know
WhoÂ’s gotta bounce on his bed each night
Looking for knives or some dynamite?
Only me, royal bed bouncer
Royal, royal bed bouncer
YouÂ’ll never ever find me roll in wealth and luxury
No living legend no heroic part in history
ItÂ’s just a case of occupational mortality
Oh no see the show
See me bounce
All around
Up and down
I go