[GASTON, spoken]Crazy old Maurice, hmm?Crazy old Maurice, hmm...(sung)LeFou, I'm afraid I've been thinking[LEFOU]A dangerous pastime—[GASTON]I knowBut that whacky old coot is Belle's fatherAnd his sanity's only so-soNow the wheels in my head have been turningSince I looked at that loony, old manSee, I've promised myself I'd be married to BelleAnd right now I'm evolving a planIf I...[LEFOU]Yes?[GASTON]Then we...[LEFOU]No! Would she—[GASTON]Guess![LEFOU]Now I get it![GASTON & LEFOU]Let's go!No one plots like GastonTakes cheap shots like Gaston[LEFOU]Plans to persecute harmless crackpots like Gaston[Chorus]So his marriage we soon will be cеlebratingMy, what a guy, Gaston!