[Max]
She's not a girl who misses much
Do do do do do do, oh yeah
She's well acquainted with the touch of the velvet hand like a lizard on a window pane
The man in the crowd with the multicoloured mirrors on his hobnail boots
Lying with his eyes while his hands are busy working overtime
A soap impression of his wife which he ate and donated to the National Trust

I need a fix, cause I'm going down
Down to the bits that I left uptown
I need a fix, cause I'm going down
Mother Superior jumped the gun

[Soldiers]
Mother Superior jumped the gun
Mother Superior jumped the gun
Mother Superior jumped the gun
Mother Superior jumped the gun
Mother Superior jumped the gun

[Max]
Happiness is a warm gun

[Nurse]
Bang Bang, shoot shoot

Happiness is a warm gun
Yes it is

[Nurse]
Bang Bang, shoot shoot

[Max]
When I hold you in my arms

[Nurse]
Happiness is a warm gun
Bang Bang, shoot shoot

[Max]
When I feel my finger on your trigger

[Nurse]
Happiness is a warm gun
Bang Bang, shoot shoot

[Max]
Oh don't ya know nobody can do me no harm

[Nurse]
Happiness is a warm gun
Bang Bang, shoot shoot

[Max]
Because happiness is a warm gun, mama
Happiness is a warm gun

[Nurse]
Bang Bang, shoot shoot

[Max]
Yes it is
Happiness is a warm, yes it is, gun

[Nurse]
Happiness is a warm gun
Bang Bang, shoot shoot

[Max]
Well don't y'know that happiness is a warm gun, mama