All my friends are heathens, take it slowWait for them to ask you who you knowPlease don't make any sudden movesYou don't know the half of the abuseAll my friends are heathens, take it slowWait for them to ask you who you knowPlease don't make any sudden movesYou don't know the half of the abuseWelcome to the room of peopleWho have rooms of people that they loved one dayStocked awayJust because wе check the guns at the doorDoеsn't mean our brains will change from hand grenadesYou're lovin' on the psychopath sitting next to youYou're lovin' on the murderer sitting next to youYou'll think, "How'd I get here, sitting next to you?"But after all I've said, please don't forgetAll my friends are heathens, take it slowWait for them to ask you who you knowPlease don't make any sudden movesYou don't know the half of the abuseWe don't deal with outsiders very wellThey say newcomers have a certain smellYou have trust issues, not to mentionThey say they can smell your intentionsYou're lovin' on the psychopath sitting next to youYou're lovin' on the murderer sitting next to youYou'll think, "How'd I get here, sitting next to you?"But after all I've said, please don't forgetAll my friends are heathens, take it slowWait for them to ask you who you knowPlease don't make any sudden movesYou don't know the half of the abuse