Lyrics to Roadkill Cafe

Well, I c'mon down to the Roadkill Cafe

You never can tell what's from the highway today

There's always good food on the old buffet

They got armadillo pie and squirrel souffle



Chorus

Down at the Roadkill Cafe

You always get a good meal

At the roadkill cafe

You always get a good deal

At the roadkill cafe

It don't take much of your pay

You kill it-we'll grill it-you can eat it today



If ya hit a deer, run over a skunk

don't despair, just put 'em in the trunk

Bring 'em on down to the Roadkill Cafe

One man's mistake is another's gourmet



Don't worry your head if it's not Grade A beef

This stuff's got protein and cholesterol relief

It's almost fat free and don't cost a thing

Sometimes it's better than Burger King