Lyrics to Early Retirement

The alarm is going off again

And I can't find the strength within

To get myself to get up out of bed

And I can't find my keys



And I'm sick of feeling like this

Every single morning

Five more minutes in bed

With the covers over my head



Trying to get fired so I won't have to quit

Don't wanna spend my nights working the graveyard shift

I'm so sick and tired yeah I'm over it

I'm calling this early retirement yeah



It's not that I'm afraid of work

I think that I'm above it

It's just like johnny paycheck said

"Take this job and shove it"

I'd rather be anywhere but here



Trying to get fired so I won't have to quit

Don't wanna spend my nights working the graveyard shift

I'm so sick and tired yeah I'm over it

I'm calling this early retirement yeah



I'd rather be anywhere else

I'd rather be anywhere but here



Trying to get fired so I won't have to quit

Don't wanna spend my nights working the graveyard shift

I'm so sick and tired yeah I'm over it

I'm calling this early retirement yeah