Certain things have always been and ever more shall be

Walking down this country lane I’ll almost guarantee

North, south, east, west, twixt twelve and two

There’s a water board man in a water board van using up

his hour in lieu



Don’t get too excited boy, although it’s nearly spring

Cause the serpent also hisses where the sweet birds do

sing

Some say some day one of these fine nights

The council’s gonna ask Radiohead to switch off Blackpool

lights



I’m Slim Shady

I’m the real Slim Shady

The other Slim Shady’s

Gone to play tennis



I keep well away from places where they tend to wear

Glasses I’m certain they don’t really need to wear

Feng Shui? OK, grab the DVD

Keep it upstairs till the bailiff’s been and I’ll make

herbal tea