Lord I’ve tried the best I can

I’ve asked everybody in Kazakhstan

But I still don’t understand

Bob Wilson - anchorman



I’ve been to Kent, Gwent and Senegal

I’ve even been to look for Jim Rosenthal

Found him on his knees at the Wailing Wall

Crying: “Bob Wilson - anchorman”



Well I marvel at the things we find beneath the ground

And that man can go faster than the speed of sound

But I still can’t get my head around

Bob Wilson - anchorman



It’s cold and I’m hungry and I’m in Dundalk

I’ve got no bus fare, I’ve gotta walk

It’s raining soup and I’ve got a fork

Where be my camper van?



Well I’d like to meet Stephenson the engineer

And I’d like to meet Faraday and buy him a beer

And I’d love to meet the bloke who had the bright idea

Bob Wilson - anchorman