[VERSE 1]
There's not much fuzz on an apple
Very little hair on a grape
It's only the lack of a beard on a peach
That keeps it from being an ape

[Chorus 1]
Oh, one more time around Piccadilly Circus--
Driver, follow that bus!
It's a shame the way the rich folks work us
Everybody's rich but us

[VERSE 2]
I bought my doggie a muzzle
So he wouldn't bite the man with the mail
But there was the mailman dead on the walk;
He'd killed him with his tail!

[Chorus 2]
Oh, one more time around Gooseberry Junction--
Driver, follow that bus!
It's rather hard for us to function
Everybody's rich but us

[VERSE 3]
I gave my son a pep talk
About the birds and the bees
He understood so quickly
He took off with a breeze

First, he chased a chipmunk
Then he chased a bird
Now, he's married to a bumblebee
Heh, that is absurd!

[Chorus 3]
Oh, one more time around Buckingham Palace--
Driver, follow that bus!
There's a blister growin' on my callus
Everybody's rich but us

[VERSE 4]
My brother had a haircut
Done with pinking shears
He looks just like a Beatle
With rather fancy ears

[Chorus 1 (REFRAIN)]
Oh, one more time around Piccadilly Circus--
Driver, follow that bus!
It's a shame the way the rich folk work us
Everybody's rich but us

Yes, Everybody's rich
Everybody's rich!
Everybody's rich but us
Oh yeah!