Yeah, yeah
Slick talk, slick talk, slick talk
Thug talk, man
Feel me?
Feelin' [?], feel me?
Yeah, and spit coconut oil on the track
Ya feel me?
All that, all that slick shit
Ya know what I'm sayin'?
2Pac, 2Pac thug life
Yeah, yeah, yeah, ay yo
Yo who gets ya wreckin' on the fuckin' phone? ay

[Verse 1]

Bra, gets ya wreckin' on the fuckin' phone?
I'm catfish thuggin' and I'm and I'm bustin' chrome
Adblocker, Adblocker at your fuckin' dome
And I got the nigga-net goin' nuts
Black Twitter intellects cussin' all caps to this
Dollar sign, at sign, asterisk
Senators trafficin' trap to this
NSA break they necks when they tappin this
So they ain't, and when they hatin', eat a bag of dicks
That's what the *thud* I'm on
Pinkies up, Sutters Home, duck l'orange
Stinky boat with the tricorn skunk cologne
Got me fucked up like the Jacks

My chain post racial, so glacial
Blonde hair, fare skin, ice-cold
Iceman, false Jesus
From a jeweler named Jay Who, the Boo

[Chorus]
It's high as fashion
Thomas the real nigga
Is a real nigga, is a real nigga
Is a real nigga, is a real nigga
Is a real nigga

[Verse 2]
It's that nouveau shit
They don't want you to know the truth, Kevin Trudeau shit
Buster, slowed your number, poetic justice
And more better blue nose, or crusted
Or at your bicuspid
Yeah, this that nouveau shit, the new vogue
Thomas the real nigga, the emperor's new clothing, yo
This is sweatshop shit that's prestigious
Little nimble Indonesian middle finger fuck you

[Chorus]
Size where it counts
Thomas the real nigga
Is a real nigga, is a real nigga
Size fat, Thomas the real nigga
Is a real nigga, is a real nigga
Is a real nigga

[Verse 3]
Yeah, one hundred percent for my real niggas
One percent dollar bill niggas
I keep it real one hundred percent pure cotton for my bill niggas, NBA/NFL niggas
Ya know what I'm sayin?
My Microsoft Word nerd niggas
Powerpoint, Word, Excel niggas, feel me?
Post grad, MBA niggas, feel me?
Yeah, talkin' about a fugazi
You don't see all this strange food present?

[Chorus]
Size fat, Thomas the real nigga
Is a real nigga, is a real nigga
Is a real nigga