[Verse 1]
Everyone's home in sweatpants for the series finale
Of their discontinued fall primetime
Meredith's in Massachusetts with a colonial toothache
And the leaves to rake are burning themselves so I'm
Home watching my dad watch the NFL alone
Wish I still had that eternal telephone
I'd call you

[Pre-Chorus]
So come on down and visit me
My condition petitions so implicitly
I need you
I need you
[Chorus]
I'm stuck inside each birthday gift that I ever got
I'm stuck inside the sounds they make
When they shift and rot
Beneath you
Beneath you

[Verse 2]
I want a living love and mental access denser
That the motel continental breakfast cereal dispenser
I want those eyes you made it me
Those bedside globes
Those orbs
I want your spilt coffee burning my inner thighs
And the watermarks that measure my oscillating size
When it dries and absorbs

[Pre-Chorus]
So come on down and visit me
My condition petitions so implicitly
I need you
I need you

[Choruse]
I'm stuck inside the rhythm of your glottal stops
A bottle of codeine and green cough drops
I feed you
I feed you
[Verse 3]
Everyone's home in sweatpants for the series finale
Of their discontinued childhoods
I wound up in Providence as a second-rate dramatist
And I'd write the second act if I just could

[Pre-Chorus]
So come on down and visit me
My condition petitions so implicitly
I need you
I need you

[Chorus]
I wrote it on the notepad of the suggestion box
I'll still breathe the desperation till the kingdom unlocks
For me too
For me too