Lyrics to Money Back Guarantee

Well, I sat down in front of my TV set

And some man said this is what you get

Only a dollar a week and a dollar down

You can drive this car anywhere in this town

You can take it on the highway, check the tires

Leave it in the driveway and check out the wires

If that ain’t just what your heart desires

I tell you what I’m going to do

Take it on a ten day trial

And if you don’t like what you see

Just bring it on back in a while

Get your money back guarantee

I took me for a walk and I heard some racket

Here was some dude, he was fiddling a gadget

He said my new invention will do your chores

Take out your garbage and wax your floors

Just plug it in the wall it’s completely automatic

Hang it in the hall or you could hide it in the attic

I don’t want know friction, I don’t need no static

So here’s what I’m gonna do, whoo

Take it on a ten day trial

And if you don’t like what you see

You can bring it on back in a while

Here’s your money back guarantee

It’s hard to believe this is my love song

I only hope I didn’t take too long

But this here’s the point I’ve been working up to

True fine mama, I do love you

And if you open up your heart I think you’ll find

I’ll treat you good and I’ll treat you kind

If loving me ain’t what you had in mind

I’ll tell you what I’m gonna do

Take it on a ten day trial

And if you don’t like what you see

Just bring it on back in a while

And if you don’t like what you see

Well you can bring it on back in a while

And get your money back guarantee