Lyrics to I Never Cheated On You

I went out dancing with my wife

One of the great joys of my life

We did the Jitterbug Swing to the saxophone

Stopped for a snack on our way home

Miniskirt waitress brought my pie

My eye crawled halfway up her thigh

Got slapped in the head with the back of a knife

My wife said you better pray for your life

‘cause you know I’m the jealous kind

So keep your mind off her behind

I said baby I am a stand-up guy

I had the ultimate reply

I never cheated on you

I never cheated on you

I never cheated on you I ain’t that dumb

But the night’s still young

Down at the beach a Georgia peach

In a red bikini was throwin’ heat

Had freckles and dimples and her fanny shook

‘scuse me while I have a look

She said “honey I don’t want to cause a fight

But I’ve also got a God-given right

So what do you think of that muscle man?

He’s got a real cute smile and an awesome tan”

Got no opinion, ain’t my thing

I knew she was just throwing me a zing

I could tell by her evil grin

And by the way she was twirling her wedding ring

I never cheated on you

I never cheated on you

I never cheated on you I ain’t that dumb

But the night’s still young

She’s my sugar and I’m her honey

We tease each other ‘cause we think it’s funny

Everyone craves a little spice

But being married to you is awfully nice

Never cheated on her you ask me why

I never want to see my baby cry

Some things you can’t do alone

Like the Jitterbug Swing to the saxophone

I never cheated on you

I never cheated on you

I never cheated on you I ain’t that dumb

But the night’s still young

I never cheated on you

I never cheated on you

I never cheated on you

No baby, I ain’t that dumb

I never cheated on you

I never cheated on you

I never cheated on you I ain’t that dumb

Oh lookout… the night’s still young

© Eric Michael Jones [ASCAP]