Sarah's the kind of girl who's 3 feet tall
But she's built like an Amazon woman
Sarah's the kind of girl who's 3 feet tall
But she's built like an Amazon woman
And all the boys think she's pretty
And all the girls think she dresses so well
And all the teachers think that she's the smartest one in class
And I think... she oughta go to Hell!

Sarah's the kind of girl who pierced her ears
Years before anybody else
Sarah's the kind of girl who pierced her ears
Years before anybody else
And all the mothers say her mother was-
And all the mothers say her mother was a slut
And we couldn't pierce our ears till we turned twelve, no matter what
And I think... well, you know what I think

One thousand Sarahs in my head (one thousand Sarahs in my head)
One thousand Sarahs, circling me in my bed--
Thought I got rid of her, but she multiplied instead
One thousand Sarahs, one thousand Sarahs
One thousand Sarahs, one thousand Sarahs

I don't like her, I don't like her
I don't like her and you can't make me
I don't like her, I don't like her
I don't like her and you can't make me

One thousand Sarahs in my head (one thousand Sarahs in my head)
One thousand Sarahs, circling me in my bed--
Thought I got rid of her, but she multiplied instead
One thousand Sarahs, one thousand Sarahs
One thousand Sarahs, one thousand Sarahs

One thousand Sarahs in my head (one thousand Sarahs in my head)
One thousand Sarahs, circling me in my bed--
Thought I got rid of her, but she multiplied instead
One thousand Sarahs, one thousand Sarahs
One thousand Sarahs, one thousand Sarahs