[Verse 1]
A victim of collision on the open sea
Nobody ever said, life was free
Sink, swim, go down with the ship
But use your freedom of choice

[Pre-Hook]
I'll say it again, in the land of the free
Use your freedom of choice
Freedom of choice

[Hook]
In ancient Rome
There was a poem
About a dog
Who found two bones
He peeked at one
He licked the other
He went in circles
Then he dropped dead

[Post-Hook]
Freedom of choice
Is what you got
Freedom of choice

[Verse 2]
Then if you got it, you don't want it
Seems to be the rule of thumb
Don't be tricked by what you see
You got two ways to go

[Pre-Hook]
I'll say it again, in the land of the free
Use your freedom of choice
Freedom of choice

[Post-Hook]
Freedom of choice
Is what you got
Freedom of choice

[Hook]
In ancient Rome
There was a poem
About a dog
Who found two bones
He peeked at one
He licked the other
He went in circles
Then he dropped dead

[Outro, repeatedly]
Freedom of choice
Is what you got
Freedom from choice
Is what you want