Lyrics to Splatter

[SPOKEN INTRO]

Danwritessins is my sugar daddy



Greetings inhabitants of planet earth

My name is danwritessins, what's yours?

Now I got out of bed and came from my galaxy to be here tonight

So lets kick things off with some formalities and introductions right now, shall we?

Silence all cellphones because if I hear one marimba I swear to fucking god this show is over

I don't know where the emergency exits are either, so beat the shit out of anyone who disrespects you



[VERSE 1A]

Got a side bitch, tits fake

But it's on her mind to be the pound cake

I'm on the track got downloads coming through the air like an iOS 8 update

In her mouth, cos i don't like a mess

Breed her ass so i can catch my breath

So i can catch my breath

So I can catch my breath



[VERSE 1B]

Tits out like its mardi gras

Got a duffle bag everytime i go to withdraw

Wrist icy, it thaws to glow

Getting money like dawson

Thousand loads



[REPEAT VERSE 1B]



[VERSE 2A]

Get it big gonna hit ya with the caps lock

Cut it out, shut you out cos it's all talk

Grab your shit before I fucking chuck it

A little love sick got me puking in a bucket



[VERSE 2B]

I'mma drink until I don't remember

I won't stop, no I won't surrender

Cop my single - I'm your vender

Just copped the check and now I'm ready to spend'er



[VERSE 2C]

Hnow i'm the drew of brees

This ain't foot ball but you could fumble me

I'm at MSG, I'm on MTV

But how the fuck you eat tuna if its not bumblebees



[REPEAT VERSE 2C]