On the first day of Christmas
Please, Santa, give to me
A jet-powered rocket skiOn the second day of Christmas
Please, Santa, give to me
Two busted brothers
And a jet-powered rocket skiOn the third day of Christmas
Please, Santa, give to me
A sash full of patches
Two busted brothers
And a jet-powered rocket skiOn the fourth day of Christmas
Please, Santa, give to me
A silver guitar
A sash full of patches
Two busted brothers
And a jet-powered rocket skiOn the fifth day of Christmas
Please, Santa, give to me
The entire Tri-State AreaA silver guitar
A sash full of patches
Two busted brothers
And a jet-powered rocket skiOn the sixth day of Christmas
Please, Santa, give to me
A kiss from a girl
The entire Tri-State AreaOr at least a large portion of it
I don't, I don't want to get too greedy
A silver guitar
A sash full of patches
Two busted brothers
And a jet-powered rocket skiOn the seventh day of Christmas
Please, Santa, give to me
More nerds to bully
A kiss from a girl
The entire Tri-StateYou know what?
How about just two of the three states?
That's fair, right?
Deal?A silver guitar
A sash full of patches
Two busted brothers
And a jet-powered rocket skiOn the eighth day of Christmas
Please, Santa, give to me
Promotion to colonel
More nerds to bully
A kiss from a girl
One single stateI feel like I was overreaching before
Just, just one state area will be fine
Go on with the songA silver guitar
A sash full of patches
Two busted brothers
And a jet-powered rocket skiOn the ninth day of Christmas
Please, Santa, give to me
Promotion to colonel
More nerds to bully
A kiss from a girl
Five golden ringsYou know, I had to sing it that way at least once
It's tradition and I'm traditionalA silver guitar
A sash full of patches
Two busted brothers
And a jet-powered rocket skiOn the tenth day of Christmas
Please, Santa, give to me
A job that pays me money
Promotion to Colonel
More nerds to bully
A kiss from a girlYeah, actually, promotion to Colonel sounds pretty sweet
Is it, is it too late to change mine?A silver guitar
A sash full of patches
Two busted brothers
And a jet-powered rocket skiOn the eleventh day of Christmas
Please, Santa, give to me
My own set of wheels
A job that pays me moneyPromotion to Colonel
More nerds to bully
A kiss from a girlYou know, this is way too much pressure
Being put on the spot for one thing that I want from this
Mythic all-powerful gift giver who only comes once a year
It's insaneA silver guitar
A sash full of patches
Two busted brothers
And a jet-powered rocket skiOn the twelfth day of Christmas
Please, Santa, give to me
One line of dialogue
My own set of wheelsA job that pays me money
Promotion to Colonel
More nerds to bully
A kiss from a girlHow about just some almond brittle?
It's a realistic request, right?A silver guitar
A sash full of patchesAh, forget itAnd a jet-powered rocket ski
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