Lyrics to Enema Countdown

10-9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1 enema countdown

No need to be scared if you are prepared

For ignition and the ultimate letdown



Said I to all of you, “Do you believe this is necessary?”

Said you to all of I, “The test has proved this is

necessary”



Now don't be afraid and

Swallow your pride and

Do what they say and

Put it inside and

Return to your seat for a bumpy ride

Here we go with the enema countdown



10-9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1 enema countdown

Premeditate and prepare for your fate

Or the moon may speak to the cold ground



In the blink of an eye

Now it is done

Don't bother to cry

Just steady your buns for a



High-colonic salutation

Colo-rectal graduation

Jet propulsion celebration

3-2-1 enema countdown!