[Verse 1]
Nevermind that stuff, they sell from Vietnam
Get it from the Chesapeake, but never from the can
Follow my directions, it's an easy recipe
Strictly by the pound. Adjust accordingly

[Chorus]
100 million years old
Transcendent creature
No bones about it
Hot bottom feeder

[Verse 2]
Don't bother with the lump, it won't stick together
I prefer backfin... And there's nothing wrong with special
Powdered mustard, parsley, a dab of mayonnaise
Just enough bread crumbs and one raw egg

[Chorus]
100 million years old
Transcendent creature
I just can't get enough
Hot bottom feeder

[Bridge]
Yes, indeed. Serve it up hot!
Yes, indeed. Like this

[Verse 3]
Grab a biscuit cutter and pack it till it's filled
Stick it in the reefer for a little time to chill
Butter up a skillet, fry till golden brown
Find yourself a beverage and wash it all down

[Chorus]
100 million years old
Transcendent creature
No bones about it
Hot bottom feeder

100 million years old
Transcendent creature
I just can't get enough
Hot bottom feeder