[Verse 1]They're comin across the border by the thousands everydayLookin' for a better life in the good ol' U.S.AWell, everybody's talkin' about the aliens invadin'While I'm savin' every dime for a Mexican vacationMe, I'm headed your way, hasta luego Jose[Chorus]You say "hola", I'll say "hi"When I pass you at the border slap me a high fiveYou better pack a poncho 'cause it sure gets cold up hereMe, I'm headed south for hot women and cheap beerHere's the keys to my ChevroletYou can have the house and the bills I payWelcome to the good ol' U.S.AI'm headed your way, Jose(Cuervo that is, lil' sunshine, some margaritasCabo San Lucas, maybe go see Chichinitza, I love that word)[Verse 2]Up here we work our asses off just tryin' to get aheadBut you can't spend a dollar if you've worked yourself to deathFrom what I hear you way of life is an afternoon siestaThen back to work for a little while for an all night long fiestaMe, I'm headed your wayWell sounds to me like a pretty fair trade[Chorus]You say "hola", I'll say "hi"When I pass you at the border slap me a high fiveYou better pack a poncho 'cause it sure gets cold up hereMe, I'm headed south for hot women and cheap beerHere's the keys to my ChevroletYou can have the house and the bills I payWelcome to the good ol' U.S.AI'm headed your way, Jose(White sandy beaches, pesos and jalapenosPalm trees, ocean breeze, ah man, Dos Equis)[Chorus]You say "hola", I'll say "hi"When I pass you at the border slap me a high fiveYou better pack a poncho 'cause you'll freeze your ass off hereMe, I'm headed south for hot women and cheap beerHere's the keys to my ChevroletYou can have the house and the bills I payMe, I'm kickin' back in the Mexican shadeI'm headed your way, Jose(Yeah, I'm hittin' the road, man, give me a little burro to ride on, youCan have my car, that gas is killin' me)