Chris Orrick

Lyrics to Funny Things

[Verse 1]

I like funny people, funny faces, saying funny things

While I'm laughing so hysterically I spill my funny drink

With this funny chemical that makes me feel funny things

Instead of all this sad shit, in this funny fucking mind

And I'm struggling so desperately to block it out and try

To close the skin flaps that cover up my funny-looking eyes

So I don't have to think about this funny little country

With those funny little slips of paper that we call our money

With funny looking men who wore very funny wigs

That we obtain by doing variously funny gigs

And the government is funny 'cause they take a little portion

Then they spend it all on war and make us fight about abortion

And don't forget about the funny guns

We give to funny men who think it's funny watching children run

And other funny men go on their funny little shows

And think it's funny that the way to fix it won't ever be known



[Chorus]

It's funny, everything is funny

Everything is funny, everything is funny

Come on, everybody

Everything is funny, everything is funny

Everything is funny



[Post-Chorus]

When everything is funny, it's easier to think about the world's greatest country

I find it all hilarious, absolutely nothing going on could be nefarious

It's all so very comical, don't believe your eyes guys, none of this is possible

It's worthy of some knee-slapping, only question that I have is:

Why aren't you laughing?

Why aren't you laughing?

Why aren't you laughing?



[Verse 2]

I think it's funny how much fun it is we're all having together

Doing funny stuff while up above is very funny weather

That funnily enough keeps getting funnier and funnier

It's funny when it's warm, come on, it's funnier when it's sunnier

It's funny when the earth is screaming, "Stop this isn't funny!"

And all the scientists with all their funny little studies

It's funny how much people don't find any of this funny

Maybe I'm the funny dummy and the rest of them are lucky

Why aren't you laughing at the funny things?

The jester's in on the joke, see he's laughing with the funny king

Who fires up his base, that isn't actual hate in him

Casual racism isn't actual racism

And red-pillers just want to know how to date women

The crazies on the fringe, it's the radicals who hate women

Relax buddy you're about to come unglued

If you weren't so fucking stuck up you might find it funny too



[Chorus]

It's funny, everything is funny

Everything is funny, everything is funny

Come on, everybody

Everything is funny, everything is funny

Everything is funny



[Post-Chorus]

When everything is funny, it's easier to think about the world's greatest country

I find it all hilarious, absolutely nothing going on could be nefarious

It's all so very comical, don't believe your eyes guys, none of this is possible

It's worthy of some knee-slapping, only question that I have is:

Why aren't you laughing?

Why aren't you laughing?

Why aren't you laughing?