[Verse 1]
She doesn't care whether or not he's an island
She doesn't care just as long as his ship's coming in

[Chorus]
She doesn't care whether or not he's an island
They laugh they make money
He's got a gold watch
She's got a silk dress and healthy breasts
That bounce on his Italian leather sofa

[Verse 2]
She doesn't care whether or not he's a good man
She doesn't care just as long as she still has her friends

[Chorus]
She doesn't care whether or not he's an island
They laugh, they make money
He's got a gold watch
She's got a silk dress and healthy breasts
That bounce on his Italian leather sofa

[Bridge]
She's got a serrated edge
That she moves back and forth
It's such a simple machine
She doesn't have to use force
When she gets what she wants
She puts the rest on a tray in a ziplock bag

She's got a serrated edge
That she moves back and forth
It's such a simple machine
She doesn't have to use force
When she gets what she wants
She puts the rest on a tray in a ziplock bag
...in the freezer

[Verse 1]
She doesn't care whether or not he's an island
She doesn't care just as long as his ship's coming in
Alright, here it comes, here it comes...

[Chorus]
She doesn't care whether or not he's an island
They laugh, they make money
He's got a gold watch
She's got a silk dress and healthy breasts
That bounce on his Italian leather sofa