Order in the court! Order in the court!
You banshees have been brought here for drinkin'

When do we start?!!

There'll be no shennanigans in my courtroom

The other night I took a ride with little old Lucy Brown
We went to all the honky tonks, we really got around
She's five foot two with eyes of blue and pretty as a queen
I didn't know her pop was a city cop, and she was just fifteen!

Good morning Judge, why do you look so mean?
Sorry Mr. Judge, what can the charges be?
If there's been trouble I will plead not guilty
It must be someone else, you know it can't be me

My wife and I were separated just the other day
The last thing that she said to me was brother you will pay
I better pay her every week, I better never fail
I said before I give you a dime, I'll die right here in jail!

Good morning Judge, why do you look so mean?
Sorry Mr. Judge, what can the charges be?
If there's been trouble I will plead not guilty
It must be someone else, you know it can't be me

Burn that courthouse down! yes!

Yeah!

I filed my income tax return, I thought I'd save some dough
I cheated just a little bit, I knew they'd never know
I got some money back this year, like I always do
You'll have to catch me before I pay, Infernal Revenue!

Good morning judge, why do you look so mean?
Sorry Mr. Judge, what can the charges be?
If there's been trouble I will plead not guilty
It must be someone else, you know it can't be me

Im going to make an example out of you banshees that this courtroom will never forget
Two hundred and eleven years for you!

Ouch!

Contempt of court? Another thirty six years, seven hundred and fifteen years for you!

OOOwww!

Case closed