Maybe you would like me better
If i had a bank account
And an argyle sweater
Ive listened to you talk
You say your life is a bore
First you got your silver spoon
And now you want moreIm the kind of guy
Who takes life as it goes
On numerous occasions
Ill be pickin my nose
I sometimes take a bath
But try not to over do it
I don't like to read books
And when i do i just flip thru it
Im not a vegetarian
I like to eat red meat
I seldom wear a shirt and tie
Or shoes on my feet
I know i don't have money
And my bank account is low
And when i take a girlie out
Its taco bell we go