Fat man sitting on a little stool takes the money from my handWhile his eyes take a walk all over youHands me the ticket, smiles and whispers good luck with herCuddle up, angel, cuddle up, my little doveWe'll ride down, baby, into this tunnel of loveI can feel the soft silk of your blouseAnd them soft thrills in our little fun houseThen the lights go out and it's just the three of usYou, me and all that stuff we're so scared ofGotta ride down, baby, into this tunnel of loveThere's a crazy mirror showing us both in 5-DI’m laughing at you, you’re laughing at meThere’s a room of shadows that gets so dark, brotherIt’s easy for two people to lose each otherIn this tunnel of loveIt ought to be easy, ought to be simple enoughMan meets a woman and they fall in loveBut this house is haunted and the ride gets roughYou've got to learn to live with what you can't rise aboveIf you want to ride on down in through this tunnel of loveTunnel of loveTunnel of loveTunnel of love