Lyrics to Talk Show

The whole world is watching me

As I light up the TV screen

My life's a parade

But I've got it made

I hope everyone will see



I want my ratings to go up

I hope you all wish me luck

I'll act like I care

About your welfare

And I'll pretend I'll stay in touch



I want to be on your good side

I've got nowhere else to hide

Everything that you hear

May not be sincere

At least my voice is amplified



I think my credibility has gone away

The colors on your television will turn gray

I'll make a living while i exploit everyone

I never thought this way of life would be so fun



Please come onto my talk show

I'll share everything I know