I don't wanna meet your dad
Don't wanna hump your sister
Don't wanna do it to your best friend either
I don't want you messin around and givin me a blister
And leave me illin for the penicillinWhen you walk out, I don't wanna feel left out
Cuz sooner or later its just over, overI don't wanna get inside your mind or your pants
I don't wanna waste my time with love and romance
I want my next-ex-girlfriend, my next ex-girlfriend
I don't want the fairy tale and
I don't want the girl from hell
Don't wanna be your biggest mistake
You can be my next ex-girlfriend, my next ex-girlfriend
I don't wanna learn to dance don't wanna rent the limo
I know your thinking I'm a weirdo
I just want the bragging rights I want to let the world know
Convince my friends I'm not a homoWhen you walk out, I don't wanna feel left out
Cuz sooner or later its just over, overI don't wanna get inside your mind or your pants
I don't wanna waste my time with love and romance
I want my next-ex-girlfriend, my next-ex-girlfriend
I don't want the fairy tale and
I don't want the girl from hell
Don't wanna be your biggest mistake
You can be my next ex-girlfriend, my next ex-girlfriendTell everyone I'm good in the sack
But all your friends were giving you crap
And you just couldn't put up with that
So no you're never taking me back
I don't wanna get inside your mind or your pants
I don't wanna waste my time with love and romance
I want my next-ex-girlfriend, my next ex-girlfriend
I don't want the fairy tale and
I don't want the girl from hell
And I don't want to spend the time
And I don't need no Valentine
My next ex-girl friend, my next ex-girlfriend
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