Well I wake up this morning I rolled out of bed
I felt like a dog who's been kicked in the head
Checked out my mail there was letter that read, it saidLove for sale, love for saleI picked up the phone, everyone I could
I let my fingers do the walking through the telephone book
You cant catch a fish if you ain't got the Love for sale, love for saleWell, send up the signal and throw me a line
Somebody explain "This funny valentine"
It might not be legal but it sure ain't a crime
Well I'm one step from crazy and two steps behindI called it, Colombo from my TV set
I've tried the dating game I haven't found her yet
I'm hoping that shes looking like a penthouse petLove for sale, love for saleWell, we've been living together 3 years
2 hours, 20 minutes maybe 400 beers
She seems, you cant shop for love when you're shopping at Sears
Love for sale, love for sale
I guess Ive learnt my lesson it was easy to see
My old lady she played this joke on me
I never looked where I forgot it would be there
Love for sale, love for sale
Love for sale
Love for sale
Love for sale
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