Bo Burnham - Hell of a Ride (Studio) Lyrics

[Chorus]We had a hell of a rideBut you thought we were riding to heavenWell, I motherfucking liedSo crank that funky shit to eleven[Interlude]"Hey Man!""Sup, Bro!""You hear about Bo, dude?""Yo, the kid sucks, man!""Yeah, he sucks manKid's trying to rap. He was in theater in high school and now he's trying to-""Whoa, whoa, whoa, yo is that him?"Huh, what?""Yo, is that him?""Holy shi...""Oh fuck, this motherfucker scares me, I can't do this shit""Shut up.""I can't fucking do this shit.""Dude, just shut up!"[Verse 1]Photosynthetical, I want 'em botanicalAnd I'm kind of theoretical (What?)Quantum mechanical (What?)Alphabetical, a word puritanicalNot a hypothetical, I rule tyrannicalTyrannical-saurus RexFuck the system, solar plexusA solo star Texas, yeahToo smart to be sexist, heySlow it down, the shit's too quickFuck it, stick with it, the kid is too sick to quitHaters, suck my dickHandle the candle, lick the wickNo, stop, you're better than thatC'mon, "mail" definition, there's a letter in thatSpell "male" then repeat the second letter in thatAA, if you got a girl, don't let her in thatI said I got a green light, Jay GatsbyYou know leaking's just for maxiSo leak my tracks, they're tax-freeAnd that's the way to be if you ask meTake this music, choose it, use it, fuse itAbuse it, lose itIf some of you like it, sweetBut if it's just me, then B, let's ride the beatFuck it, get a bucket, my stomach is gonna upchuckTexas Ranger, no Walker, get up, ChuckPixar's dicks are slick 'cause they fucked upWhat a fucked up stuck-up suck-up[Pre-Chorus]Say this shit is crap, scoffWrite me off 'cause I'm a white kid tryin' to rapBecause I'm willing to quit, just kiddin'The kid will keep killin' this shit, oh[Chorus]We've had a hell of a rideBut you thought we were riding to heavenWell, I motherfucking liedSo crank that funky shit to elevenWe've had a hell of a rideBut you thought we were riding to heaven, heavenI motherfucking liedSo crank that funky shit to eleven[Verse 2]Lyrical acrobat, listenEmpirical mathematicianThe miracle aftermath, is it partDue to the fact that rap's elastic addict acts dismissive?Too smart to be dismissed, heyMiss Heart meet Mr. FistKids can't cut it, so they try a wrist, shitYou got nothin' on me, I'm a nihilistCome on, Bo, flowBlow like the wind goFlow like the wind blowBlowin' out the windowAmnesty, amnesia, I remember a window in IndonesiaPleased to meet yaI don't believe in JesusJesus, please don't sneeze your Cheez-ItsPlease it's just what I believe, it's notJesus, it's Cheez-Its, right?Not like the Jeremiah Wright guyRhyme too tight, and it's makin' ya fightMy skin Lite Brite like at night what you write byLord of the Rings, but I'm the Tolkien white guy[Pre-Chorus]Too dense, gotta rewind itHate my brain, but too sane to mind itThe meaning's there, but as a rule of thumbJust hum if you're too dumb to find itHmm![Chorus]We've had a hell of a rideBut you thought we were riding to heavenWell, I motherfucking liedSo crank that funky shit to elevenWe've had a hell of a rideBut you thought we were riding to heaven, heavenI motherfucking liedNow crank that funky shit to eleven, baby[Bridge]We've had a hell of a rideBut I thought we were riding to heaven, heavenYou motherfucking liedSo crank that funky shit to eleven-leven[Outro](We've had a hell of a ride)If you think I'm jokin', well, then you don't know me(But I thought we were riding to heaven, heaven)You don't, you don't, you don't know me at all(You motherfucking lied)If you think I'm jokin', well, then you don't know me(So crank that funky shit to eleven-leven)You don't, you don't, you don't know me at allWe had a hell of a ride(We've had a hell of a ride)(If you think I'm jokin', well, then you don't know me)But I thought(But I thought we were riding to heaven, heaven)(You don't, you don't, you don't know me at all)Thought we were riding to heaven(You motherfucking lied)(If you think I'm jokin', well, then you don't know me)But you lied(So crank that funky shit to eleven-leven)(You don't, you don't, you don't know me at all)I'm a lie, I'm a lie(We've had a hell of a ride)(If you think I'm jokin', well, then you don't know me)(But I thought we were riding to heaven, heaven)(You don't, you don't, you don't know me at all)I'm a lie, I'm a lie(You motherfucking lied)(If you think I'm jokin', well, then you don't know me)(So crank that funky shit to eleven-leven)(You don't, you don't, you don't know me at all)I'm a lie, I'm a lieOh, if you think I'm jokin', well, then you don't know meYou don't, you don't, you don't know me at allIf you think I'm jokin', well, then you don't know me