Bizarre

Lyrics to Lose Weight

[Intro]

Ayo

I just want to [?] some positive energy to you

This is for all my big people

This is for all my big people

This for all my plus people

Big and tall, you know what I'm saying

I believe in you man

Let's motivate and lose this weight

Believe in yourself man, I believe in you



[Verse 1]

I want to diet once a week

I get depressed and start to eat

Cheeseburgers is my best friend

Hamburgers is my best friend (Keepin it real y'all)



And I'm constantly on a mission

Doctor told me slow down

But I didn't listen

My ex wife kept on feeding me steaks

And said she would leave me if I tried to lose weight



In my household I started a riot

Just because I said I wanted to go on a diet

Damn, she started to see me

She said if I lose weight then she would leave me



Two Big Macs, a large fries I'm greedy

That's when I found out I had diabetes damn

I'm scared to death I got sleep apnea

I'm losin' breath



I told my doctor I got a image

If I lose weight then my career is finished

Fuck it cause I want to live

100 percent I'm gon' give



Fish and chicken and no carbs

No carbs, Damn that's gon be hard



[Chorus]

Could you pray for me, I'm gon pray for you

We gon lose this weight

Could you pray for me, I'm gon pray for you

We gon lose this weight

One pound at a time

One pound at a time

Go go go



[Verse 2]

Imma give you a good reason

I get depressed and start eatin

I was doin great lost thirty pound

But this week I was starting to slow down



Me and my girl we arguing and beefing

Shit I guess that's a good reason

Relationships, they can be wack

Soon as you start arguin she'll call you fat



And how you end up in it

You losin breath in five minutes and she ain't even finished

You depressed about this whole situation

Doctor got you on ten different medications



Get up, go to the gym

Get off the phone stop talking to Kim

Ten minutes on the treadmill, start off slow

Fifteen minutes, five more to go



Pretty soon, pull a new shirt out

Remember me the next time you work out



[Chorus]

Could you pray for me, I'm gon pray for you

We gon lose this weight

Could you pray for me, I'm gon pray for you

We gon lose this weight

One pound at a time

One pound at a time

Go go go



[Outro]

One pound at a time baby

I'm here with you

You can do it

Don't let the motherfuckers tell you you can't do it



You messed up you eat a cheeseburger

So what you? you have the next day to start over

Don't you Don't you Don't you dare quit on yourself

We believe in you, We root for you



Get up, get up off of all that medication man

That fucking bullshit the doctor's giving you

[?]

Fuck all that shit man



We need to get healthy

Anybody telling you different

They don't really love you, but I do

Weirdo, Rufus