On a cloudless day
As he puts in the 10p
For the telephone tantrum
It was for the last time
Just a quarreling couple
It was for the last time
But think about the children
Who can't afford you

Kenneth Baker is a sick man
Kenneth Baker is a sick man

And all those industrialists
Yeah, those laudable lynchmen
With their crippling losses
And their crippling gains
But think about the children
Who can't afford you

Kenneth Baker is a sick man
Kenneth Baker is a sick man

And there are those, heaven knows
Who wank kids' brains off every night on the telly
But think about the children
Who can't afford you

Kenneth Baker is a sick man
Kenneth Baker is a sick man
And the Pope is a sick man
Helmut Kohl is a sick man
And Jeffrey Archer is a sick man
Edwina Currie is a sick man
And Margaret Thatcher is a sick man
And Noel Edmonds is a sick man
And George Bush is a sick man
And Ronald Reagan is a sick man
But most of all, Le Pen is a sick man

And when it's said and done
Thatcher and Reagan are the biggest terrorists of all