No, I'm actually, I gotta admit, I'm afraid of those people
No, I really am. Not like, you know, all southern law people those, those backwoods. Dudes, they're just scary
Always try to like make conversation with them when I do shows, and you know, it's always like anger
They're crazy, like they love their trucks, so you know, they're kinda like angry and proud
So I'm trying to make conversation 'cause I'm nervous, like "Yeah, yeah, it's a nice truck, what kind of truck is it?"
"It's fucking American truck, it's made in America by a fucking American!"
I'm like "All right buddy, relax"
"No, I buy American shit! I get a cheeseburger, I get American cheese on that bitch! Alright, none of that Swiss shit, I don't trust it. It's got all them holes in it, people looking at you"
Nah, I just get nervous when I go down there. Always saying that fucked up shit "South's gonna rise again!". And do what, secede from the Union? Fucking morons. That shit was 200 years ago, a 150 years ago. You know? You lost it, get over it