[Verse 1]
Got a song prettier than your girlfriend
I got a song, yeah, it's cooler than you
You're just so hip, you open the gates of heaven
Being cool, is that all that you do?

[Chorus]
You're waiting for something
What it is, well, you don't know but
You say that you want it real bad
And that's all you're really sure of

[Verse 2]
You got first dibs on secondhand clothing
Seven inches, yeah, it gets so hard
Keeping up with the Kitchbock fortunes
All you do is play is the thrift store blues

[Chorus]
And I'm waiting for something
What it is, well, I don't know but
I know that I want it real bad
And that's all I'm really sure of

[Bridge]
I'm just a clown
Come laugh at me
Yeah, just hang around
Let me rust with you awhile
Paint me up and give me a smile
Just for a little while

(Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck!)