[Verse 1]Evelyn, EvelynThey're all asking where we've beenAnd I don't know what to say to keep them all awayPart of me wishes what they're saying was trueWishes that I could ever be with you[Verse 2]Evelyn, EvelynI won't tell them anythingBut somebody saw us and their minds are wanderingI could live happily in the stories they tellHappy with you and nobody else[Chorus]Evelyn, our relationship was strictly platonicIf platonic means I was madly in love with youAnd a part of you was obliviousAnother part of you knew and kind of liked itEvelyn, our relationship was strictly platonicIf platonic means I was madly in love with you[Verse 3]Evelyn, EvelynI will go with you thenI don't want you aloneIf they're out there picketingIt's on the way back to my Dad's houseI can't believe some of the shit that comes out their mouths[Verse 4]Evelyn, EvelynYou were so quiet and thenYou said, "I don't regret a single thingEveryone argues about when life beginsNobody talks about when the love begins"[Chorus]Evelyn, our relationship was strictly platonicIf platonic means I was madly in love with youAnd a part of you was obliviousAnother part of you knew and kinda liked itEvelyn, our relationship was strictly platonicIf platonic means I was madly in love with youAnd a part of you was obliviousAnother part of you knew and kinda liked it[Outro]Evelyn, Evelyn