Austin Lounge Lizards - Hey, Little Minivan Lyrics

On Deadman's Curve I used to shut 'em downI had the hottest muscle car in my hometownI could burn rubber in all four gearsBut I haven't done that in a million yearsHey, little minivan, we're goin' to the grocery storeShe's got an automatic tranny with overdriveAnd the radio's tuned to Magic 95She gets 30 miles on a gallon of gasAnd I can schlep all the girls to gymnastics classShe's got her headlights on both night and dayShe's the most practical value in the USAShe's got cruise control, ABS and EFII keep her Michelins at 32 PSIHey, little minivan, we're goin' to the children's museumOn icy mornings when I'm feeling my ageI'm protected and warm in my steel cageHer climate control really pumps out the heatAnd her dual air bags just can't be beatShe's rated real high by Consumer ReportsAnd her two front seats have got lumbar supportI've got the good driver rate and comprehensive insuranceAnd she's loaded with electronic theft deterrentsStep away from the car, step away from the carStep away from the car, step away from the carWe're a wild and rowdy bunch when you pass us byBobby's buggin' baby sister and makin' her cryIf I have to pull over someone's gonna payAnd it was fun, fun, fun, till Bobby took her teether away(Fun, fun, fun, fun)Hey, little minivan, we're goin' to the pediatricianNow the wife and I hardly ever date'Cause our baby sitter has to be home by 8We hurry through dinner and go out and parkWith the fold-down seats we can nap till darkI dream of Barracudas and souped-up 'VettesCrazy games of chicken and drag race betsThen she wakes me up and says, "Honey, don't be sadOur van's the classic Woody you never had"Now if I ever get tired of my minivanA red sports car will make me young againHey, little minivan, we're goin' to the grocery storeWhat did you do with the last one I gave you?Hey, little minivan, we're goin' to the grocery storeDon't make me come back thereHey, little minivan, we're goin' to the grocery storeIf Bobby jumped off a cliff, would you do that, too?Hey, little minivan, we're goin' to the grocery storeThree kids, what were we thinking?Go little Minnie Van GoghLittle Minnie Van GoghLittle Minnie Van Gogh